Dear Friends :

Welcome to The Kleveland Kracker Korner. We are a collaberative effort of Queen Yes Dear , The Queen of The Great And Mighty Cracker Nation and her King , Honey I Love You But ---. Our mission is to celebrate Cracker Culture and the Cracker folks that create it. We hope you'll join us in this raucus good time like the two citizens pictured below. Long live the Queen. Bottoms up !!

King Honey ----

Dear Friends :

I'm pleased to tell you that The Great And Mighty Cracker Nation accepts quality Crackers of all types for immigration to our beautiful country. As the duly authorized representative of CLOTUS { Cracker Leader Of The United States } I'm pleased to be able to extend an immigration invitation to you and your families. Should you be lucky enough to be accepted you will be instructed to proceed immediately to your local Cracker Barrel Restaurant where the appropriate authorities will swear you in. At the conclusion of this ceremony there will be a reception in honor of our new citizens. Just walk towards the light and cheese nips to receive your congratulations and official papers.

Pass the onion dip please.

CNBC and KKK both think it's time that us Crackers had our own salute. The Brothers and Sistas have their own 37 gyrations and 22 twists greeting and now so do us Crackers. It's a simple yet yet effective greeting. As follows : L hand just below L cheek with the thumb and forefinger in the shape of a C and all the other fingers standing up tall straight and proud. A cracker of any type in your R hand whenever possible and a sunny smile on your face and a warm hello in your heart. The next time one of the Brothas or Sistas gives you the 37 gyrations and 22 twists just reply with the elegant Cracker Salute. I'm certain they'll be confused at first but in no time they'll see the humor. Brothas and Sistas I do hope you'll forgive me my good natured fun at your expense. The Cracker Devil made me do it.

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Dear Friends :

One of the great joys the Queen and I get from this site is when we can show our Cracker friends pictures and video of Crackers enjoying themselves in other lands. The Crackers pictured below were enjoying themselves at a local restaurant in China. Crackers sure do know how to have a good time don't they? Check out those Cracker salutes. By the way in the first photo the Cracker on the L is a Rice Cracker , the Cracker on the R is a Burnt Cracker.

Dear Cracker Friends And Family :

The Queen and I would like to take a minute and remind you that although the world is a much better place than in the days of rampant Cracker discrimination Cracker prejudice still rears it's ugly head from time to time so we urge you to stay eternally vigilant. The gentleman pictured below certainly has the right idea.