Spacedteacher’s Adventures In The Middle Cosmos

This Lady is a ” Sister Of The Jardeen Rose “

The ” Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose ” are the sworn enemies of the HaNazees.

Dear Friends :

I’m certain that due to the censorship of news that the Chinese government so vigorously engages in you are not aware that there has been a significant development in the China – Tibet situation. Now the only reason I know about it is because this development just happened to take place in Dalian while I was there. I guess it’s true that God works in mysterious ways. I just happened to be walking by and saw this historic event take place. In my best paparrazi personna I was able to click a quick photo of this momentous event. I think God has a great sense of humor in that she apparently chose me to be the bearer of this news to The HaNazees. LoL

Isn’t it nice to see the Chinese people and The Dalian Lama sitting down for a chat!! LoL

Boy are the HaNazee going to be pissed about this. LoL

Does that look like the face of a C.I.A. sponsored terrorist or ” a wolf in Monk’s clothing” to you? LoL

Your papparazzi American friend

Mystery Girl

“The Adventures Of Spacedteacher In The Middle Cosmos { China }” are a collection of short stories based upon my actual experiences.They are written from the point of view of an American ” lao wai” { foreigner}. As is the case with all of humanity’s gardens there are flowers AND weeds.The Chinese garden is no different in that regard , they have flowers in the form of the Jardeen Roses and Jasmine and crabgrass in the form of the HaNazees. I try to weed the crabgrass while focusing on and accentuating the Jardeen Rose and Jasmine .

I have taken only the barest minimum of poetic license in an effort to make these stories more enjoyable to read for you. Trust me when I tell you it happened 99 % exactly as I tell it. All names have been fictionalized to protect the guilty from legal action be that civil or criminal and to protect the innocent from the guilty and most importantly to protect the author , yours truly , from the crabgrass in the Chinese garden. Those HaNazee can be vicious bastards!! lol

The HaNazee are well known for having an aversion to the spelling and grammar challenged among us. These guys are in the employ of the HaNazee.

All characters , plot lines , fictional places , and anything else even remotely associated with these stories is the intellectual property of Spacedteacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used without the express written consent of the aforementioned Spaced one or Bea herself.