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Dateline : Philadelphia , Pa. March 11 , 2011 CNBC {Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC

{Updated on Aug. 23 , 2011}

Perhaps The Cute Brown Kitties A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party were right all along. The story below was originally written on March 11, 2011. Could it be that in view of what has happened today that as a very famous Black Agitator has so eloquently said our " chickens are coming home to roost?" DAMN that George Bush !!!

Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins , The Director of Communications for The Cute Brown Kitties A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Poverty Pimps Minister " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , The Reverend Al " Tawana " Sharpton of Operation PUSH, The Rev. Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Mr. Ben Envious of The N.A.A.C.P. , and Morris " Suspicious Minds " Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center have just announced a law suit against the U.S. Geological Society ,The U.S. Government and George Bush. The basis of the suit is that the above mentioned people and entities have known for twenty years of the impending doom that struck Japan yesterday and offered no warning to anybody. It would seem that these folks believe that Mr. Bush's twisted sense of humor caused him to name an earthquake fault that was discovered by the U.S. Geological Society on the very day of his first inauguration and kept form the general public for all these years " The George Bush Fault ." Mr. Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins acting as the spokesman for the group offered the following comment. " These racist Crackas have known of this impending disaster for years and have been engaged in a racist plot to decimate the Noble People of The Great And Just Panther Nation and all other people of color. We stand in solidarity with our Yellow Brothers against this insidious racist plot." In a twist on a Golden Oldie from past days Mr. Hankins continued by saying " In came the Bush tide and people died. " Let's just say that Mr. Hankins is in no immediate danger of becoming a song or slogan writer any time soon. Yes yes I know --- " Editorial comment. } lol Here is another one. CNBC wonders what Universe these folks hail from? lol Paranoia strikes deep Kitty's. Into your life it will creep. lol

Mr. Takahishi Watanabe the official spokesman of the Japanese Government when asked for a comment by CNBC replied as follows. " Keek wook hai singeruee man shoi " which loosely translated means " Who the Hell is this Dumbass? "

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments in this story as they break

Reporting from Philadelphia . Pennsylvania for CNBC Jean- Pierre " Shakes " LaPointe

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