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This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar. Breaking News From CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp.} --- The Other CNBC Dateline : Chattanooga Tn. July 16 , 2011 
Police in Chattanooga Tennessee are on the scene of a rather gruesome murder . The Victim is DaRay Clements a member of the local New Black Panther Party. Mr. Clements was drowned in a giant vat of melted white cheddar cheese at the local Cee Bee restaurant on Oakdale Avenue. Police as yet have no motive or perpetrator for the murder although the bizarre method of the murder would seem to point to a disgruntled member of The Cracker Nation. When contacted by CNBC for a comment regarding this matter CLOTUS { Cracker Leader of The United States} Mr. Matt " The Big Biscuit " Morgan said the following " My condolences go out to the man's family. If it is found that a member of The Cracker Nation was responsible for this mans death I will instruct our courts to prosecute this criminal to the full extent of the law. We do NOT support unjustified violence against anyone." We also asked Mr. Mike Lorie of The American Cracker Lovers Union -- The Other A.C.L.U. for comment. Mr. Lorie replied thusly. " While I find it difficult to believe that any member of Cracker Nation would so dumb as to murder a Black Panther in such an obvious fashion should the facts bear out that that is indeed the case the A.C.L.U. will sue the criminal and his family for every dime they have and for reparations in perpetuity. The dumb cracker would deserve everything he got." Stay tuned for further details as they emerge. Reporting live for CNBC from Chattanooga , Tn. Graham T. Wheat. To learn more about the investigation into Mr. Clements murder click here. Flour to the people!!! We SHALL bake !!! 
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers. 
This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar. The Great Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater , Tx. By Spaced Teacher 
She's beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!! She's a Sugar Assassin Dear Citizens Of Cracker Nation : A couple of weeks ago The SAPS released a security bulletin entitled " Only In California " . In that bulletin we warned you of a potential new terrorist threat. We told you then that we would update you as soon as details emerged. I'm pleased to announce that our investigation has born fruit. Today I will release details regarding a new terrorist group that The SAPS uncovered. As you may remember from the previous bulletin Victorville , Ca. was having a serious problem with Twinkee , Dig Dong , Reese's Cup and Ben and Jerry pushers. We thought then that the vile , evil , insipid , nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel was heavily involved in this situation. We were right. We also discovered a new terrorist organization allied loosely with the H.S.C. This group is known as "The DOCS" { Dentists Organization to Control Sugar } That's right YOUR children's dentists are involved in a terrorist group. Part of their motivation is obviously to keep their own financial good fortunes flowing but the other part is to fund the Havana Sugar Cartel so that they may obtain world domination. It's true!!! Those guys you thought were nice guys and gals just looking out for your children's best dental health are in reality terrorists. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a Sugar Assassin among them. If you don't wish for your child to become some strung out sugar junkie with rotting teeth going through dumpsters looking for old Reeses Cup , Hershey Bar and Famous Amos cookie wrappers and old Ben and Jerry's cartons to lick and if you don't wish to take out a second home mortgage to pay your child's dental bills then I suggest you get involved NOW and help SAP bust these respectable looking but oh so evil natured sugar pushing dentists. 
  
The choice is yours :   
As usual we encourage the citizens of Cracker Nation to report suspicious activity. You may post your tips in this blog. Do not worry Wordpress has a T.S. 15 rating. Wordpress IS a secure communication medium. As always remain  VIGILANT.  The BASTARDS are everywhere. Major Dee Mentia Lead Investigator { T.G.S.A.C.S.T.} Area 61 Sugar Mountain Maple Sugar Country U.S.A. 1-800-The-SAPS By Spacedteacher  RACHEL BYRD Staff Writer March 20, 2008 - 3:27PM VICTORVILLE — With candy sales banned on school campuses, sugar pushers are the latest trend at local schools. Backpacks are filled with Snickers and Twinkees for all sweet tooths willing to pay the price. “It’s created a little underground economy, with businessmen selling everything from a pack of skittles to an energy drink,” said Jim Nason, principal at Hook Junior High School in Victorville. This has become a lucrative business, Nason said, and those kids are walking around campus with upwards of $40 in their pockets and disrupting class to make a sale. Schools have been individually banning junk-food sales for years, and enforcement was increased in 2005 when Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger passed legislation to combat childhood obesity, according to the office of the governor. Since then, schools have slowly adjusted by offering more healthy alternatives, such as baked chips and granola bars. But Nason said that he sees just as much candy and soda as ever, because students still bring it from home — for lunch, and to turn a profit. “I think it’s original purpose was pretty good, but it doesn’t seem to be making that big of a difference,” said teacher Rolayne Allen of the junk-food ban. Teachers are instructed to confiscate candy when kids have it in class, Nason said, and the punishment for making sales can be detention. But confiscating candy all the time can be challenging, Allen said, especially around the holidays when students bring more of it to school. Daryl Bell, principal at Apple Valley Middle School, said that he also sees an increase in candy around the holidays, but that for the most part, students steer clear of sodas and buy juice and water from the vending machines. A few candy sellers are caught each year there, Bell said, but he does not see it as a problem on campus. Since Hook moved away from junk food years ago, Nason said he has not seen a change in student health. “I think they get a good nutritional lunch here, but looking at our kids and looking at physical education scores, I don’t see how it’s been a highly effective program,” Nason said. One way around the problem is the school’s lunch accounts, Nason said. Parents can monitor what their kids are eating by putting money on their lunch cards to buy school meals instead of handing them cash. But as long as kids can get candy, from the store and at home, they will continue to bring it to school, Nason said. Rachel Byrd can be reached at 951-6232, or by e-mail at rbyrd@vvdailypress.com. "The Great Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx" " The Great Sugar Assassin Caper Of Sweetwater Texas" and all characters ,places,plot lines. mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spacedteacher. "The Great Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx." while OBVIOUSLY the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was cause for great concern for him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil AND to protect the author,ME against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!
This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar. Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!! 
Dateline : Kansas City , Mo. July 19 , 2010 The N.A.A.C.P. today announced that in conjunction with The New Black Panther Party , Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton , and The Southern Poverty Law Center they will sue The Food Channel. Mr. Glen Envious The N.A.A.C.P. Executive Director when asked for a comment about the pending suit by Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp said the following. " While we certainly applaud The Food Channel's efforts to raise the American citizenry's awareness and preparedness of how to survive emergency situations as relates to what foods to stock and how during these troubling times however we find it vexing that they included no Black foods such as okra , collard greens , turnips , fried chicken , cole slaw , black eyed peas , corn bread , etc etc on their list. We think this is a heinous , vile racist plot on the part of The Food Channel to starve The Noble People of Color in America during emergencies such as Hurricane Katrina. We demand that this plot be stopped immeditely and that The Food Channel be required to pay reparations to The Noble People of Color in perpetuity and to promote okra , collard greens , turnips and other Food of Color on their T.V. shows." Mr. Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party when asked for a comment by CNBC replied. " The Food Channell had better cease and desist in their racist plot against The Noble Panther People of America --- OR ELSE!!! If they refuse we will rumble with those Cracka chefs in their own kitchens." 
Wouldn't you all just love to see a bunch of Lady chefs beat the Hell out of some Black Panthers with a whisk? lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol 
BEWARE Panthers she has a BIG fork and she's NOT afraid to use it!! To see what started this whole brouhaha simply click on this link. Reporting live for CNBC from Kansas City , Mo. Sara Lee 
Flour to the Crackers!!! We SHALL bake !!! 
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!! 
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