Bulletin !! Bulletin !! Bulletin !!

Dateline : Beijing , China Sep. 26 , 2011

China today declared economic war on America. As usual with the Chinese whenever they speak nobody has a clue why the Hell they have a bug up their collective asses. CNBC analysts think perhaps it might have something to do with the recent decision regarding tire imports which went against them at The World Trade Organization Court. We at CNC are just as stunned as you are that any Western government or legal body would actually have the stones to rule against the oh so High And Mighty Economically Enlightened Chinese. All we can tell you about this Economic Declaration Of War against America is that CNBC analysts are working overtime to decrypt the meaning behind it. The American government on the other hand is too busy kow towing to the HaNazee so that they will continue to lend money to The 535 American Morons that have the power , plan and desire to destroy America.

Watch the video of the HaNazee announcement for yourselves and see if you can figure out what has the HaNazees panties in a bunch this time. Good luck doing so. NOBODY has had a clue figuring out anything they've had to say for 80 years now.

Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!